Who are these "Steamy Bohemians," anyway?

No, not "steaming" : Steamy! The Steamy Bohemians are Niki Luparelli and Lainey SchoolTree, two threateningly hot and talented bitches who joined forces to get wasted and make people piss themselves. With these noble goals at the forefront, this musical comedy duo has amazed and confused audiences with wit and sexuality and boobs since... well, for many many years now.

"Thwack together vaudevillian comic chops, astounding musicality, and oodles of quirky sex appeal and you've got the Steamy Bohemians, Boston's very own darlings of debauchery. Part glam rock, part stand-up comedy, and all sass, steamy duo Lainey Schulbaum and Niki Luparelli seductively tickle audiences with songs like "My Love For You (The Mayonnaise Song)," "Second Cousin," and "The Ballad of the Bastard," which the ladies claim are inspired by "chaos, cultural discontent, and gender polarity. And weed." Though their banter rivals Lucy and Ethel and their lyrics are borderline absurd, these broads offer more than just a kitschy hook. Both are classically trained sopranos, and Schulbaum's guitar playing will rock your pretty little face off. Check out their debut album Technicolor Radio or, better yet, their live show Jerkus Circus."
- Boston Phoenix

"Fetchingly dizzy shtick. It’s sort of a musical Burns & Allen routine, only with way more boob fixation." - Shaula Clark for the Boston Phoenix  

"The Steamy Bohemians not only take every pee-pee cah-cah joke and hand it back to nitwits still amazed by predictable crotch humor, but they make them like it so much that the nitwits then go home and masturbate. Feminism and fun? We used to have to keep that shit secret."
- political satirist Barry Crimmins